Dumb and dumber.....................but we b the dumbest.....................i bet if i went to the past.......like Mike J Fox in Back to the Future.............from say 2005....................and went to Yale........whenever W..............was in school...............and i told one of George's Yale's professors..........that i was from the future.............and he asked me who was the president in 2005..............and i told him George W. Bush..............he would be like..........."Dubyah?..........u mean the bozo in the corner working out a basic algebra equation?...........................he would be like your daddy should have taught u this stuff in high school................he is still working out............x + 3 = 5....................and he has yet to figure out what x is........................he thinks it is a treasure map or something......x is a variable dumbass...........what could it possibly be.................................he has been trying to figure that one out for like 3 hours.........if his father wasn't the director of the CIA i wouldn't have to be here after class teaching the nucklehead..........its Friday night and i want to go out on the town......................SOLVE FOR X DUMBASS! Then the math teacher would just give him the answer..............its 2 u stupid mofo.......................like now it is too late to go out in New Haven and get laid.........teaching your simple ass simple math..............then u would be........if that idiot is the president in 2005.........who the hell is the vice president?..............Ronald McDonald?.............i would be like.........pretty much...........and hamburgler is the sec. of defense..............as they just stole Iraq........
Jim Carrey
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| Jim Carrey | |
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Carrey at the Yes Man premiere in 2008
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| Born | James Eugene Carrey January 17, 1962 Newmarket, Ontario, Canada |
| Nationality | Canadian American |
| Citizenship | Canadian and American |
| Occupation | Actor, Stand-Up Comedian,Screenwriter, Producer |
| Years active | 1980–present |
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| Children | 1 |
| Website | www |
| Comedy career | |
| Medium | Stand-up, Film, Television |
| Genres | Observational comedy, Physical comedy, Surreal humor |
| Subject(s) | Everyday life, Pop culture,Politics, Celebrities |
| Influences | Jonathan Winters,[1] Jerry Lewis[2] |
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James Eugene "Jim" Carrey (/ˈkæri/; born January 17, 1962)[3] is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, impressionist, screenwriter, and film producer. Known for his highly energetic slapstick performances, he has been described as one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood.[4]
Carrey first gained recognition in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy In Living Color. His first leading roles in major productions came with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), The Mask (1994), and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), as well as a supporting role in Batman Forever(1995) and a lead role in Liar Liar (1997). He then starred in The Truman Show (1998) and Man on the Moon (1999), with each garnering him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor.
In 2000, he gained further recognition for his portrayal of the Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas and then, in 2003, for Bruce Almighty. The following year he starred in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004). In the following years he appeared in Fun with Dick and Jane (2005), Yes Man (2008), Horton Hears a Who! (2008) and A Christmas Carol (2009). More recently, he has starred in Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011) and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013).
In 2013, he appeared in Kick-Ass 2 as Colonel Stars and Stripes. Controversially, he retracted support for the film two months prior to its release. He issued a statement via his Twitter account that, in light of the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary, "[N]ow in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence."[5]
Carrey reprised his role, Lloyd Christmas, in Dumb and Dumber To, which was produced in late 2013 and released in November 2014.[6][7][8]
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James Eugene Carrey was born in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada,[3] to Kathleen (née Oram), a homemaker, and Percy Carrey (1927–1994), a musician and accountant.[9][10] He has three older siblings: John, Patricia, and Rita. He was raised Roman Catholic.[11][12] His mother was of French, Irish, and Scottish descent and his father was of French-Canadian ancestry (the family's original surname was Carré).[13][14][15]
Carrey lived in Burlington, Ontario, for eight years, and attended Aldershot High School. In a Hamilton Spectator interview (February 2007), Carrey said, "If my career in show business hadn't panned out I would probably be working today in Hamilton, Ontario at the Dofasco steel mill." When looking across the Burlington Bay toward Hamilton, he could see the mills and thought, "Those were where the great jobs were."[16] At this point, he already had experience working in a science testing facility inRichmond Hill, Ontario
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